Do you have what it takes to be a hero?
Do you dream of fighting dragons? Have you ever wanted to rescue a damsel or its equally-distressed male equivalent? Are you chivalrous, valiant, honest, stalwart, nimble, stealthy, deadly, agile, and at least moderately physically attractive? Are you willing to suck man-eating spider venom out of your own butt or the butts of others? These are just some of the questions facing Mason and Cowel as they embark on an adventure to save their town. Along the way they will battle cross-dressing bullies, militant pixies, and a nasty werewolf hitman who keeps the moon in his pocket...all with the hopes of finding a few good heroes willing to help save their town.
ALA, Booklist Starred Review, Young Hoosier Book Award Nominee
Available somewhere if you look hard enough...
Do you dream of fighting dragons? Have you ever wanted to rescue a damsel or its equally-distressed male equivalent? Are you chivalrous, valiant, honest, stalwart, nimble, stealthy, deadly, agile, and at least moderately physically attractive? Are you willing to suck man-eating spider venom out of your own butt or the butts of others? These are just some of the questions facing Mason and Cowel as they embark on an adventure to save their town. Along the way they will battle cross-dressing bullies, militant pixies, and a nasty werewolf hitman who keeps the moon in his pocket...all with the hopes of finding a few good heroes willing to help save their town.
ALA, Booklist Starred Review, Young Hoosier Book Award Nominee
Available somewhere if you look hard enough...
Write your own bard's song
You, too, can be a bard, just like Mason Quayle from the epic adventure Standard Hero Behavior. Simply click on the image, print out the handy, do-it-yourself bard song kit, find a friend, and make history!
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